The traveling secretary of the Yankees got into a fight with a security guard at U.S. Cellular Field (apparently that's the Chicago White Sox's stadium) after the Yankees clinched the A.L. East title. David Szen, 51, was charged with misdemeanor battery; the Post says it was over whether or not a TV crew could film the Yankees celebration. Of course, Gothamist recalled that George Costanza was the Yankees' assistant to the traveling secretary and we are sure George would have run like a girl from the confrontation. Or he would have been the evil mastermind behind it, in order to become the traveling secretary.





Did you mean "staffer" (like, instead of "Straffer")? I won't tell =)
that image of george makes me laugh out loud.
uncle grambo, good call. I was freaking out because I had to leave St. Louis, so I was posting like a fiend.
i'm not the type who's a stickler for either proper spelling or punctuation, but i'm glad that i brought this to yr attention. cheers.
That picture. Oh. my. god.
Costanza rules !!!