Uhhh... speaking of which, when I checked out the article at the Daily News, all the links on the sidebar were to hydroponics companies.

It's my understanding that these pot farms require enormous amounts of electricity to run. I know that one of the things industrial pot growers (organized crime) up here in Canada like to do is use a whole house in the suburbs, and try to tap into the neighbours power lines, thus spreading the joy of higher bills.

I wonder how they were powering this thing?

Some guy named Seuss beat me to it.

Okay, hoofin, write some more, get someone to illustrate it, create a proposal to peddle to underground/liberal publishers...

Here comes cop.

Cop goes to the top.

There he finds the pot.

"What?! Pot!"

says the cop on the top.

"I do not like the pot on top!"

Did the dime drop?

Or was it just a stop

where he found the crop?

(from "Pot on Top")

call me cynical, but i just don't think that many of new york's 'finest' would be intelligent enough to correctly work most remote controls, let alone consider pointing it at something other than a television. even pointing it at a stereo would probably be a stretch for half of them! sounds like they probably got more of a tip off then they are lettin on, don'tyathink?

read that daily news article again, 'the door was ajar, they spied pot plants inside', sounds a bit like that, 'oh, we knocked and heard someone say come in' type of biz.

damn those stupid cotton industry imperialists for subjecting us to this persecution!

Upstairs there was pot.

Downstairs was a tot.

Stop! Stop! Tot!

Do not smoke that pot!