If it's Wednesday, it must mean that Gothamist needs a reminder about the Dictionary of Failed Relationships. There is a reading tomorrow night, at the Soft Skull Bookstore in Brooklyn. However, it's during the Gothamist-601am Happy Hour, where, if our projections are correct, nonsensical failed relationship stories will be told as freely as the $2 Pabsts will be opened. So, with much regret, we'll missing this one as we missed the first one.

There is still time, though not much, to enter the Dictionary of Failed Relationships' contest, which has some goodies from Kiehl's as a prize. Luckily it's not limited to romantic relationships, as Gothamist has much more experience with failed non-relationships count (you know, when you obsess and obsess and obsess over a person, only to realize the person now has a significant other, besides not knowing you exist) as well as failed friendship-relationships. But we have some interesting breakup stories...