Equal Semantic Rights For "Floozy"

2003_9_colin.jpgMSNBC's Scoop columnist Jeannette Wells would like to bring to attention the male celebrity slut, namely Ben Affleck (Gwyneth reportedly said Ben Affleck's ideal woman would be a stripper with a beer in each hand), Colin Farrell (so true, every other statement he makes is about doing this girl or that girl - or getting drunk - and sadly, Gothamist loves him for it), Jude Law, Justin Timberlake, and Carson Daly. (We'd like to add George Clooney and Jim Carrey.) She's annoyed that words like floozy and slut seem to be only used for women ("It’s high time we do a little finger wagging in the direction of these strip-club haunting, poontang-chasing horndogs"), so Wells suggests a word for the promiscous men: Benbo (a Ben-inspired alternative to the short-lived himbo). This reminds Gothamist of the wonderful Japanese bento box, so it's not an option in our book, but we like the idea. We'll just try to use the word slut more equinaminously.

Hall of fame floozies (Y-Chromosome): Jack Nicholson, Warren Beatty, Spencer Tracy

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OOH Colin Farrel. I would make out with him in a second. Colin, give me some of that irish loving. heehee. As for male names these are a bunch that my friends and I use.
Manbitch
Manwhore
Manslut
C*n*-tease

I'll second April's comment.

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Colin is hot, but let's face it, he wouldn't remember your name five minutes after meeting, let alone the day after, and given the amount of drinking he does...

April, make sure you have your Hep A and B shots before snogging him. Too bad there're none for Heps C through F.

Re the namecalling, I prefer "ho".

I fucked Colin Farrell. No biggie. Kinda stinky -- like chili cheese fries.

Aww, that baby lamb is so cute!

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is it me or is Jeannette Wells yet another woman missing the point. You can call guys equivalent of a slut all you want since we'd take that as a compliment. Benbo? Good christ. Good luck with that.

Re. what Sam said - "You can call guys equivalent of a slut all you want since we'd take that as a compliment". I'm not sure if that's true for all guys, but as a girl I'm afraid that much of society tends towards Sam's & co.'s opinion. SATC aside, today's society still sees girls who sleep around as sluts and guys who sleep around as studs. And no amount of name-calling will change that.

Jen, re: Colin's drinking/drug problems and not remembering you the next day... A friend and I were in the audience when he was on Letterman. Colin was so fidgety and shifty and obviously on something that even Dave looked nervous. Not that any of this would change my mind... he's still hot.

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Sam - just because Benbo is a stupid word, it'd be funny for it to take off. But please, Jeanette is being funny, though she has a point.

Aaron - what is the hot-crazy tradeoff coefficient I ask you? We need some nerd to work on this.

I've heard the term mimbo thrown around from time to time.

It's tempting to agree with Sam, though, because most men don't take offense at being called slutty. What Would Colin Farrell Do? He would be proud to be called a man whore, mimbo, benbo, or what have you.

Actually, he would be damn hell ass proud.

The only hurtful term for a man that is the equivlance of floozy would be Misogynist. Trust me, ladies, I've known dudes who are total pussy hounds who actually take offence to being called that. Besides, a Mimbo or a Himbo is more the male equivalent to the female Dumb Blonde; great looking but as bright as a fridge bulb.

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Mimbo I remember from Seinfeld episode 76. When Elaine dates hunky Tony (aka Dan Cortese), who George develops man love for. It's also when Jerry dates Jami Gertz who won't spare a square (of toilet paper) for Elaine in the bathroom.

Just wondering if aaron from 6:01am a girl or a boy?

Just wondering if aaron from 6:01am a girl or a boy?

Jen: "We need some nerd to work on this." Are you implying that I be the one to develop such a formula? Hmmmm... :) In any case, since I am a nerd, I'll get right on it.

April: "Erin" = girl... "Aaron" = boy... or in this case, Aaron = man

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Well, there's always Justin Case or Sterling or Sterling's genius math sister.

Aaron i was just confused. Love 6:01 am by the way.

The Benbo Ratio
[(Money+Fame+# of Vices)/Insanity] x Hotness*

* Hotness rating = 1-10 with 10 being the hottest

April -- your Benbo ratio is genius.

Except insanity cannot equal "0" or else you get "undefined" as the product . . .

Well everyones a little crazy so Its a given that insanity at least has to equal 1

U know... I take offense when chicks go and sleep around and get shit taled for it, and then guys go, and get rewarded... There are soo many words to chicks, that refer badly... Whore, slut, bimbo, skank, bitch... there all referring to women... or reffered at them... males have nothing... the one thing they do have is stud, which is the equivalent to slut... but yet it has a good meaning to.. to mean a male is attractive. This is not meant for... this needs to stop... in this sexist world.... We need a name that shuts those "male sluts" down...

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