Well, since 50 Cent songs are so hot, some kid named 50 Shekl is trying to win favor as a song parody punchline. He sings In da Shul and gives a guide to Jewish lingo. Recently, 50 Shekl has been looking for a Jewish American Princess to be his rapping sidekick, but Gothamist suspects it's actually just a ploy to get him a date: She will be a Jewish cross between Lil' Kim and Jennifer Lopez but not as explicit as those two artists...we just need to find the right girl with the right voice, attitude, style and passion to become Lil' Spender. We are searching for an "unattached" Jewish female between the ages of 21 and 25, height 5'0" to 5'5", trim and toned, long hair, with attractive and exotic features. She should have a great singing voice, know how to dance and bust a rap rhyme with style, be reliable, friendly, time flexible and have the desire to go along with this project to the max. To the max, girls, to the max!
Yesterday, the Times profiled Jin, a Chinese-American rapper. Gothamist checked out his site, holla front, and he's not bad.




Obviously a sad attempt to recreate the phenomenon of the early 90's rap act "2 live Jews".
Hahaha. 2 Live Jew. I missed that!
It was like twelve years ago. Two rabbi's i think taking two live crew's beats and trying to rap over them, very entertaining. there might have even been a reinterpretation of ice, ice baby on that tape, but i'm not posative about that.
there was a song called "oy, it's so humid" ("oh me so horny"), i remember that. i had that tape, it was pretty funny.
someone should tell 50 shekel about northern state (fellow oberlin alums, see http://www.startimerecords.com)
Kushtecht Is Mir Tachas, Kalvah!-Yiddish for "kiss my ass, bitch!
Shtik Drek-piece of shit
acheldenshafcheh-cocksucker
amha'arettz-retart
meshugeh-crazy