Police Commissioner Commissioner Kelly kicked off the 60 day trial of Segways in the police department at a press conference in Central Park. Okay, the "NYPD" bag in front is pretty goofy. Gothamist could have whipped that bag up and we don't even have a sewing machine. The bag needs to look more branded, either the NYPD shield or have a more distinctive font. We also think it would have been funny if the police officers were wearing mirrored sunglasses, like Deputy Cartman in the Chickenlover episode of South Park.
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