They're creepy and they're kooky,

Mysterious and spooky,

They're all together ooky,

The Addams Family.

Their house is a museum

Where people come to see 'em

They really are a scream

The Addams Family.

(Neat)

(Sweet)

(Petite)

That picture of them kissing conjures memories of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley at the MTV Movie Awards. Oh, I'll be having nightmares tonight...

can you throw up a disclaimer or something on that photo? it's not the greatest thing to look at first thing in the morning.

The page layout almost makes it looks like Blair Hornstine was the fifth guest at this freakazoid fest. If Liza and David had a kid -- I know, impossible -- but if they had, it'd probably be a dead ringer for Hornstine.

re: Pynchon, that's fascinating news, but possibly the biggest non sequitur EVER.

And, I know what a flamer is, but what, exactly, is a Flame Artist? And even if these frightening people paid $1500/hr for 'skin fix,' it still wasn't enough.

MY theory/gratuitous plug: Liza's co-op board was behind the couple's breakup.

A friend of mine is pretty talented Flame artist, who has done a lot of design work for MTV and such. He did all the 'skin fix' work on the Liza David wedding. Most freelance artists charge about $1500 an hour for this. He reported that they had Michael Jackson on speaker phone the entire time and that there was a lot of complaining about ailments. And whenever Liza would leave the room for a 'bathroom break', David would insist that my friend should stop working on Liza's face and work on his.

Also, did you know Thomas Pynchon recored a guest spot voice for the Simpson's this week? Check out ohdog.org for details.

Maybe Michael Jackson and David Gest have the same plastic surgeons?

And what is that on Michael's hand?

that picture looks like an ad for the freak show at the carnival.

she should next marry colin cowie.

Sarah Jessica Parker & Matthew Broderick, 2025.