Gothamist was too tired from the Gothamist-601AM Happy Hour to face scads of screaming children at various Harry Potter parties around town (though we were tempted to go - believe us - it would have been a lesson in seeing who could be bigger babies). We had stopped by City Bakery on 18th Street, and learned it was staying open late because the Book of Wonder across the street had its midnight Harry Potter party. (PS, the Books of Wonder staff was pretty nasty when we went inside to take a picture of the boxes, but we suppose they were stressed out.) Anyway, Gothamist thought it'd need a good night of sleep, to prepare for reading the 870 page book, but we were concerned about book status:
Jake: so do you think harry potter is sold out?
Jen: i don't know
Jen: you should go and check
Jen: call them!
Jake: can't you? [typical]
Jen: i'll call my b&n [even more typical]
[two minutes pass]
Jen: "do you have any copies of harry potter left?"
Jen: (laugh) "we sure do!"
Michiko Kakutani liked Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix; luckily, she did not write it from the point of view of Merlin or Glinda the Good Witch.