Jenna Goes to NYU

Jenna Bush; Photo - AP The Post reports that First Twin Jenna Bush will be taking a class at NYU this summer. Nice! Gothamist guesses this is will be the first time Jenna interacts with a multitude of liberal Jews and Asians, having been at UT Austin, but don't worry Jenna, like Austin, there are tons of struggling musicians here looking for girlfriends. Gothamist does feel empathy for Jenna, as she's like any young person horribly embarrassed by her father and decides to drown her troubles in a little partying.

A little information about the Bush twins.

Take a course at NYU this summer - who knows, you might be frisked and patted down by a Secret Service agent! Damn, that sounds like a hot ticket for the summer.

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By Jen Chung in News on June 3, 2003 8:21 AM

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Sam

Did the ferret sign off on that stupid commercial with girl popping her arms like a retard in the car? Kill the ferret!

Gothamist Insider

Roderick, Jen Chung is actually the pseudonym for a team of hundreds of Filipino fact-checkers and typists. For tax purposes the Jen Chung name is registered to a black-footed ferret in Idaho, who in turn is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Mitsubishi corporation.

Roderick

Fair enough. Thanks for the reply. Keep up the great site; I have no idea how you guys find time to do all the work on it.

Jen

Aw, Roderick, there are places outside of NY?

Seriously, I love Austin and, in fact, know Asians who went to UT Austin and am assured that there are Jews there, because, let's face it, we're everywhere (I'm Asian on the outside, Jewish on the inside). I was really trying to reference the Gothamist cartel of Jews and Asians...

Roderick

That unwarranted slam on UT Austin was a little disappointing. I'm usually a big fan of Gothamist, enjoying all the disparate and interesting bits and pieces you bring together every day.

UT Austin and Austin in general are reasonably liberal places; UT Austin has vibrant Asian and Jewish student communities. Please keep an open mind about places outside NYC.