NY Press Party Poop

Gothamist briefly stopped by the Puck Building where the NY Press was having its Summer Guide party. We were expecting a bevy of young, female, East Europeans immigrants to be surrounding a stumbling, incoherent Jeff Koyen, but we just saw extra-large t-shirts with Guinness emblazoned on them being handed out to bridge and tunnel types.

We hope Elizabeth Spiers was there to learn Koyen some writing, but Gothamist was probably there too early (we wanted to check it off our list and move on; plus, there was no sign of the famous Jonathan Van Gieson) to see any sort of smackdown.