Hilary Duff: Not a Girl But Not a Woman?

Lizzie McGuire Movie Poster Lizzie, close-up

Fifteen year old industry, Hilary Duff, is featured in the second item of the Observer's New York World column. Why? Because her breasts are stopping men in their tracks. There is some debate about whether or not they are Duff's breasts, but the killer quote is from Elisa DeCarl: "My guess is that they are going for that all-important Humbert Humbert demographic," she said. "The audience will be 90 percent preteens and their parents, 10 percent shifty-looking older men in raincoats." Gothamist thinks shifty-looking older men's ages will start at, oh, 24.

Hilary Duff's official site...and the site for The Lizzie McGuire Movie.

Lynn Harris, who wrote the Observer item, also wrote a Gothamist favorite about guys who like Wilco.

Updated, August 28, 2003: Anil alerted me that we might have a COPPA violation with the kids who comment here, crazy crazy kids who decide to give our their home addresses, home phone numbers, email addresses, and AOL screennames. So Gothamist has closed the comedy gold that were the comments. We may republish them with all the information taken out as a glimpse into the insanity that is today's youth, but until we have an extra 10 hours...
Updated again: We're opening comments back up, while we decide what our next steps should be.

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By Jen Chung in Arts & Entertainment on May 1, 2003 12:40 AM

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Jen

With pleasure, Gothamist closes the comments.

jacob

Jen I would have to agree with you there. It is getting off subject. This comment page is for Hilary not for our sick amusement. Well I just have to ask you this... Since Hilary is not going to respond I was wondering if you would like to make love with me, or give me naked pictures of yourself. So if you could PLEASE post with your E-mail address that would be great!!! I love you!!! P.S Blow me. =)

signed, Jacob

Mark Tucci

It's had some time to soak in and I feel that post is mean and uncalled for. What have I done to you expect badger and make fun of you? Nothing is correct answer here, yes it is and maybe she will weight more than me or I will weight more than her but rite now we dont know so SHUT YOUR BIG YAPPER. I'm sorry to post under these circumstances but it had to be done and I'm sorry for it.

KISSES TO ALL EXCEPT JON.

Mark.

Mark Tucci

JENNY JENNY JENNY.

Jon Trevarthen

Mark, if you ever say kisses again...I'll kill you...no just joking! Please don't tell on me to the authorities =/ Wow people who go to Canton High School took this forum over...unless you go to Canton or your name is Hilary Duff you cannot post. j/j =D Mark she wants a guy I'm betting not a female who pretend to be a male online. =p By the way you made fun of me for going to see this beautiful girl and now you want to get in on the act eh? And she's prolly bigger than you mark, how you gonna keep her warm.

ouch i'll let that soak in.

signed,

jon trevarthen

Jen

The discussion here is getting out of hand. Please stay on topic or we will close the commenting option.

- Gothamist

Tom Lucas

This is a Hilary Duff site not a "JACOB IS COOLER THEN EVERYONE HERE CUZ I SAID SO" site...quit wasting my time and hilary's. You know how hard i have to think to read this stuff? Since im "dyslexic" that just shows how much of a true fan i am.

Signed,

xoxo Tom*

jacob

Well Tom apparently you are "dislexic" which from this point on will properly be spelled dyslexic. And as for Jon and Hilary getting married.... The chance that that will happen is equivalent to Women ever being smarter than Men. =)

signed JAcob

Mark Tucci

Hey Hilary,

I just want to say that you are very beautiful and I love your show. I think that you should become a model with beauty like yours. I missed you when came to Sportway in Canton, so if you could get a hold of me and stop by my house(it's my brithday 0ctober 19th), that would be great. Also to let you know Jon trevarthen is only 15 not 16, he lied to you. I would NEVER lie to you and I would always keep you warm. Hope you respond.

kisses,

Mark

Tom Lucas

What part of "I am dislexic" dont you get, im sorry i read slow and i spell things wrong. And im a senior :( But if you were dislexic you would make mistakes im not perfect like Ms. Hilary Duff...Anyways im sorry for all these people saying bad things about you :)

Signed,

xoxo Tom*

Jon Trevarthen

It's Ms. Duff idiot....Mrs. means she's married, and we haven't even set a date to be married yet =0 j/p Hilary (not that you'll see this)

signed,

jonny t.

Tom Lucas

Sorry Mr. Jacob but since I am dislexic I think it's okay for me to spell a few words wrong here and there, and why does my punctation matter if you can read it just fine. I am sorry for his rude behavious Mrs. Hilary Duff. I'll try to put an end to his this.

Signed,

xoxo Tom*

jacob

To respond to Mr. Trevarthen's post. How can you call me sick?!?!? Is it cause I'm a necrophiliac?

Or is it because I'm a pedofile? I don't know but you don't even know me so how about you stop making fun of me you faggot. Tom learn how to use correct punctuation and learn how to spell. Alex, why don't we stop being homosexual and lets stop talking out our ass. Also your english is very poor for being in an AP English class. =/

signed, Jacob

Jon Trevarthen

Tom you're a little too sly with those pickup lines you throw in every post. =/ Alex you're not a true fan, please do not post for the rest of your life...j/p bro

Sincerely,

jon trevarthen

Jon Trevarthen

Jacob, or whatever your name is, I don't even know you, please leave me alone. I'm trying to be respectful and tell Hilary how talented and beautiful she is to be constructive, and you just sit there making fun of her with crude, sexual comments? C`mon Jacob, use common sense. It's not even funny...it's just sick. Be mature please, I think we'd all appreciate it. I'm sorry you had to waste your time reading that post (if you did) Hilary...sick man Jacob, sick, sick man.

Signed,

Jon Trevarthen

*single 16 yr old male*

Adam

I LOVE TOM

Tom Lucas

Making fun of Hilary does nothing? Do you think she cares, she has many many many man ( x 1million) fans that care about her like me.

Signed,

xoxo Tom*

Alex Gui

Ok Jacob how about you stop. IF you want to talk to your friends call him up, dont waste space.

jacob langdon

Well Jon I think you're right. I should focus my forums more on Hilary considering it is her page.

Well Hilary, besides being the most beautiful singer in the business you are also the most talented. Now let's get down to why I'm posting this (besides the fact that I have too much free time and Tom Lucas is gay...) My dear friend Jon has no legs and is dying of... Oh what was it again... Oh yes Melanoma. It means he is too sexy to be living anymore so he was wondering if he could A) Meet you

B) Make love to your sister

C) Talk to you online

D) Either E-mail or AIM

E) Have pictures of your sister naked

F) If all else fails have naked pictures of you

G) Make love to you

So if you could post with your response that would be great, and if I could get with your mom that would be even better.

Thanks

xoxo *Jac

Tom Lucas

If i was as famous as hilary and wanted to go out with friends without the publicty i'd just wear a mask (if you ever do this HILARY please credit me for the tip)

Signed,

xoxo Tom*