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David Letterman returned last night, to greet guest Billy Crystal, after spending the past couple week getting over the shingles. The Top Ten List was "Top Ten Good Thing About Having Shingles," with a sole entry:
"10. There's nothing good about the ****ing shingles. The ****suckers are so ***damn painful, every minute you pray some giant son-of-a-bitch will shove a red-hot poker up your ***."
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