The daily convergence of life and Seinfeld: In New Zealand, postal worker was fired for hoarding letter. You know where I'm going with this: the Andrea Doria episode of Seinfeld where it's revealed that Newman has been hoarding letters...Jerry helps Newman deliver the letters, in hopes that Newman will be transferred to Hawaii. Of course, Newman doesn't get the transferred because Jerry has a delivery rate of 80%, unthinkable for the USPS of the Seinfeldian world. "It's like the 4 minute mile!" Newman seethes.
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