Feeling Squashy

Bridget Jones NY Post article about Renee Zellweger's alleged agreement to star in the sequel to Bright Jones' Diary, as well as gain weight for the role. This article has all the hallmarks of pure British tabloidism - overblown metaphor when talking about her salary in correlation to her weight, and then complete non-sensicalness when essentially admitting that they don't know how much weight she has to gain.