Detectives Say Their Cars Shouldn't Be Towed
NYPD detectives are angry that they have to follow the same parking regulations as everyone else. According to the Post, on-duty detectives have had their cars towed by a special NYPD Internal Affairs unit at least 35 times. Detectives union president Michael Palladino is furious about the police unit, which goes after illegally parked police vehicles. "The policy is ridiculous," he said. "It's an absolute waste of the taxpayers' money." NYPD spokesman Paul Browne defended the policy and insisted that no cars were towed while detectives were making arrests. "Parking placards have never authorized police to park in front of hydrants, in bus stops or in cross walks or on sidewalks," he said. What about bike lanes?
A Week in, Another State Police Chief Resigns
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Just a week after State Police Superintendent Harry Corbitt resigned amid charges Gov. Paterson used state troopers to intimidate a woman involved in a domestic violence case with a top aide, the man appointed to the position has stepped down. In a letter to the governor First Deputy Supt. Pedro Perez said “that continuing in my position as acting superintendent may be an obstacle to progress of the New York State Police, an agency I love.’’ It's still unclear whether Perez, who the Post says is currently under investigation by Attorney General Cuomo, resigned fearing the consequences of his own role in the scandal, or if working for Gov. Paterson is just that bad.
NYC Plastic Surgeon Crowned King of Kong
Donkey Kong’s new world champion was raised in NY AND he’s a plastic surgeon! Hank Chien—who made it to the “kill screen” in just 2 hours, 35 minutes, racking up 1,061,700 points—became devoted to the game after watching the documentary King of Kong. “Before then, I only played 1 game of Donkey Kong in my entire life—that was in 2006. I remember not being able to pass the first board and thinking this game stinks,” he told Examiner.com. But after training hard for over a year, the 35-year-old set the record in his home, taping the game so that officials could verify his scores. The champion admits that there were some obstacles along the way: “the holidays, work and women—oops—a woman.” Well he better brace for more obstacles, because arcade game mastery is catnip to the ladies.
Third NYPD Cop Busted in Million Dollar Perfume Heist
After three days on the lam, four-year NYPD veteran Kelvin Jones was arrested by FBI agents in Yonkers yesterday; Jones was wanted in connection with a million-dollar perfume heist at a warehouse in New Jersey last month. Jones and two other officers allegedly entered the warehouse brandishing guns and badges, yelling, "NYPD! Hands up!" After tying up employees, investigators say that day laborers helped them load the high-end goods in rented trucks, and then they drove off. And they might have savored the sweet smell of success, had they not made one crucial mistake: feds tell the Post the scheme "fell apart when the officers used their real IDs to rent the trucks."